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I am not fly, I am Levitation.
Thursday, September 15, 2011

I fuckin' hated school but I love my Trapper Keeper
That's where I kept my work, go ahead and ask my teacher .I got pretty features, "Did you major in photography?" Well, I did, and fuck that noise, I'm a self-taught prodigy. Honestly, I'm probably a bonafide problem child I was born with hella steez, you had to go buy your style. Ginger Spice, Ginger Spice, hustle hard since Fisher Price.You offer up a couple lines, I just hit the swisher twice. Sporty Spice, Sporty Spice, hustle hard for forty nights. Forty days, 40k, forty hoes, forty wives. Forty fashion students who designing all my merchandise. And she hella shallow, damn, she could be my perfect wife! Kreayshawn - Rich Whores
   
I apologize if my quote offended you, deal with it. Anywhoooo, in a half an hour I will have been in college for exactly 2 weeks, I don't really know what relevance that serves to anything, but I guess you could say that it's an accomplishment that i am still living? It's pretty exciting, my first skills lab (if you haven't been following my blog, I'm studying Culinary management apprentice level) saw to it that I cover my apron in tomatoes juice... and it surprisingly washed out pretty decently.

   I can also not stress to you how proud of myself I am and you're probably wondering what the hell i am talking about, I am now 185lbs. THAT IS PHENOMINAL! Most of you are probably like 'ew' or whatever, but think about how awesome I feel, after years of emotional abuse and serious weight gain, I have finally stuck to something and refuse to let myself get as bad as 245lbs ever ever again!

Can you believe it? I started this blog right before I entered Grade Ten, and now I am in college. I feel like we (myself and followers) have been through so much together. You guys kind of actually know me better than most of my closest friends, which I guess in a sense make me look like a really bad friend, but eh, c'est la vie.

I'm planning a superbly awesome Halloween Party this year, the theme this time being 'torture chamber' and hopefully this year I can post an album for you guys to look at, I keep promising to do it, but never actually get around to it , and then miraculously I lose the pictures and life starts sucking again aha.

Anyways my eyes feel like there are 5lb weight attached to them  so I'm gonna rest... i got a kitchen lab tomorrow at 8 in the morning, the joy.

peace out guys, and stay awesome.
Michael.

Kreayshawn - Rich Whores 






Sexin' On the Dancefloor
Saturday, September 10, 2011

I don't know what your daddy would do girl
The way you work it babe, makes me wanna misbehave
I don't know what my daddy would do boy
If he saw me hardcore, sexin' on the dance floor
Oho-oh-oh you're the girl i've been lookin' for
Oho-oh-oh caught sexin' on the dance floor
Oho-oh-oh you're the girl i've been lookin' for all night

Gettin' hot hot sexin' on the dance floor
Gettin' hot hot sexin' on the dance floor
     Cash Cash ft Jeffree Star - Sexin' on the dancefloor

    So I get it, i make empty promises about my blog... i seem to do this frequently, but lets be real for a second? I'm one week into college - give a kid a break? It's crazy, really didn't expect to transition so quickly, it was great that. Im really loving it here, and so far my classes are awesome, which is an uber plus!. 

This weekend is my, I guess you could say 'break period' ? I need a mental relaxation. This summer has allowed me to really process who I want to be and what kind of things I want to do. Ive cut a few negative things out of my life and replaced them with some great ones.

Anyways that was a short update, but I will do my best to post more frequently as I will have a lot more to talk about. I love you guys, you're so patient and dedicated. And I love your thoughts and comments.

I have tumblr! So please follow? I always follow back. And who knows, it may allow you to get to know me in a different way than staring at a long post of my deepest thoughts could ever possibly do :p

Hope you guys stay awesome,
Michael.

Sexin' On the dancefloor: Cash Cash ft Jeffree Star














The Dude
Well, my name is Michael. Not anything special, actually kind of bland. I like to blog and express my ongoing need to incoherently babble about uneventful moments of my life, it tends to take me to higher places.I prefer veggies to meat, but I'm not vegetarian. I have a vivid imagination that often leads me to places I shouldn't be at times.I like comic books and reading goofy stories and my favourite fruit is grapefruit. I enjoy photography, nudity and making stupid decisions that I will regret later.Reading this blog is essentially reading an extension of myself, so hopefully you enjoy it? I don't know, bye.





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