Miss Fatty, your body, your body, your body's talking dirty So dirty, so dirty, can't help but getting Freaky, freaky, freaky, this situation's dirty Dirty, dirty, oh wee-oh! Mohombi - Dirty Situation ft Akon
So yeah, don't hate. I understand that I haven't blogged in a reaaaaallly long time. But what's a party rocker like myself supposed to do?
Obviously I got my haircut and dyed, you can't really tell from the photo however. I'ts a short fauxhawk with frosted tips.... it's gonna look great against my tan.
OMG! You don't even know how superbly stoked I am for after-prom, well prom all-together but the plans for afterward are gonna blow my miiiind! Not to mention my girlfriend will be with me for it, making me ten times happier :)
It's a snow day today... on the 23rd of March... reallly? Legit there was no snow yesterday, I could have walked out in shorts........ and I miss wearing shorts :(
Anyways the lights keep flickering so I should wrap this blog post up before I lose power... :p
This song makes me hard ;) The Cataracs ft Dev - Top of the world
I wanna boom bang bang with your body girl, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Mohombi - Bumpy Ride
No, seriously... if someone buys me Ed Hardy for my birthday..... lookout!
My party is tomorrow and my birthday is on Sunday, needless to say I am trying to get as hammed as possible, I'm thinking alcohol poisoning is the perfect way to enter the ripe old age of 18? :p
Anywho, I can't wait to see my gf tomorrow I love her more than anything.... more than rubber duckies, and that says something. She puts the biggest smile on my face whenever I talk to her and whatever she says always makes me happy. She's beautiful and doesn't even have to try too hard. I love her for who she is, and she should never change.
My mom has already told me what she's getting me for my birthday, I'm kind of stoked, because bronzer's not doing it soo much lately. She has decided to pay for my tanning minutes over march break.... holy fuck best present so far from her :)
I desperately need to go tanning, i saw myself in the mirror this morning and became witness to the fact that i look like a walking ghost. And before you get on my case about how tanning is bad for you blah blah blah, I'm only going for a short amount of time, and i'm not going everyday, get over it. What I do with my body is my decision. SPEAKING of altering my body, i'm gonna get a wrist tattoo for my stepmom that says "fly away to the heaven's above, on the wings of a soft white dove - rest in peace mom 2006" on it, i think it's beautiful, on a not-so-beautiful note, I'm planning on getting a prince albert, I've kinda wanted one for awhile now.. but never had the balls to do it.... awkward word choice. I've just decided that it is better to live life to the fullest rather than let life pass me by.
Anyways, thought I'd blog before i go to work in the morning :)
Well, my name is Michael. Not anything special, actually kind of bland. I like to blog and express my ongoing need to incoherently babble about uneventful moments of my life, it tends to take me to higher places.I prefer veggies to meat, but I'm not vegetarian. I have a vivid imagination that often leads me to places I shouldn't be at times.I like comic books and reading goofy stories and my favourite fruit is grapefruit. I enjoy photography, nudity and making stupid decisions that I will regret later.Reading this blog is essentially reading an extension of myself, so hopefully you enjoy it? I don't know, bye.
